Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
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Top comments
CryMoreFMLs 15
Wow. What a manwhore!
firechildredhead 0
Who did she think YOU were then?
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Comments (277)
WillKill4Beer 0
**** blocked by mother dearest!! What a burn. no putang for him!
1234567789 0
did u slap him? or mabye kick him..
rate_ya 0
maybe girl as in a friend that's a girl?... some people like to exaggerate just a tad hey.
cupcakeslayer 0
I agree. if it was really his girlfriend, or serious one, why is she standing outside at the door? wouldn't the mom have had her in if she was someone close or just sent her up?
EvilPotato 15
you stand corrected
awardZu 0
I'm impressed that someone still takes boners seriously...
Zombie65 0
oooops
ABerry82 0
I think he's an ass too.
tjsomethin 9
I interpret it as the mother didn't notice that OP was at her boyfriend's house.
eminemXshady 0
Cheddar!
marcranger 29
I interpret it as mother being ashamed of raising a ****.
nikkilynne 0
Nobody should take his comments seriously. But even if you did, I don't find them degrading. If women don't give BJs, then what kind of world would this be?
dRoPkIcK427 0
this is where I say I've been there don't feel bad. but now you gotta get him back. like I did to my ex. except I slept with a girl in her bed to get back at her. who is my current gf who I adore :)