Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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lady_gagas_ho 0
Your boyfriend is kind of a dick.
LegndNikko 0
Slap him, then walk away. Also mention that you're through with him. He should get slapped again by that other girl. If not, then she's probably a *****.
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Comments (107)
lady_gagas_ho 0
Your boyfriend is kind of a dick.
The_Pleb 0
Lol, your boyfriend has great humor, like me. You guys on this site should lighten up a little. Thankyou
dudeitsdanny 10
I think his reply made it obvious to the girl that you were his girlfriend. Otherwise, he would have flat out said no. I agree. it's humor, not d***ness It's a FYL for dating a guy whose sense of humor you don't get. Or for dating a guy who wants to replace you, but can't give a straight answer.
MagicMeds 0
Shouldn't have said it in front of his girl though. In my experience girls aren't very good at relationship related jokes that aren't totally literal. Not a dick for it, but he should've known his girl would freak.
kaz050994 0
you are extreamly attractive if this is really you.. just thought I let you know
kheartz 0
I woulda said, "not anymore!!" slapped him and walked away
AlwaysDeserveIt 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
First? YDI for not pleasing him enough
Rocksygen 0
Bad comment. Douche bags don't need to be "pleased". If you think that in a relationship the girl must only "please" the guy, then you've never had a real relationship.
AlwaysDeserveIt 0
Maybe he was high and went to the restroom and sprayed febreeze all over his eyes and couldnt see you next to him when he asked that? Or he went to the kitchen and got cheese over his eyes from trying to get the nacho without using his hands because he didnt want to get himself dirty, and then went to the restroom and washed his eyes and noticed he made the room smell of cheese and then got febreeze in his eyes?
xmuffinx 6
Your a ******* idiot
LegndNikko 0
Slap him, then walk away. Also mention that you're through with him. He should get slapped again by that other girl. If not, then she's probably a *****.
frostie 0
Completely agree with this comment. Punch that **** sucker in the face if you have a powerful punch. Make sure to go for the jaw for a knock out.
bmach 0
Why is it acceptable for women to punch men over arbitrary things such as this but if the situation was reversed then the guy would get slapped with an assault charge over battering his girlfriend? **** double standards. Stop being psycho bitches who get to slap whomever they want, key whomever's car they want, and carry out generally ****-like behaviour simply because they own vaginas.
Xader 0
^ Agree. I've never had to deal with any chicks who take advantage of this, but the fact sucks nonetheless.
jamieleigh_315 0
I agree w/ 56
twilight_lupus 13
Nah man. Slap him then say 'I don't know about her but your sure single now asshole.' :)
chippedipp 0
That means that women agree that males are the superior sex. If it is allowed for women to hit their men, and not be punished (
User895 0
lady_gagas said it perfectly!
Betsyyy13 0
DiiiCK.
PonPonPattaPon 0
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Sun_Kissed18 25
Yeah, tell him to go for it, he's single now
zdriver76 0
when he says "that depends are you single" that was your cue to say "it doesnt matter because he is"
sillyzombiekid 0
lol
jillz 0
If the other girl had more class and absolutely needed to know, then she would have directed that question at the girlfriend. "Excuse me. Are the two of you together?". The fact that she directly approached the guy speaks volumes.
Bhetti 0
That was a brilliant witticism by him! Funny guy. He was just teasing you, girl. EDIT: That clearly was a 'Yes' but a witty one.
PonPonPattaPon 0
So basically, your definition of witty is being a total douche bag? Then you sir, are pretty witty. p.s. that was an insult.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Look on the bright side. Would you really want to date a guy that would potentially dump you for another girl based on her looks alone?