Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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lady_gagas_ho 0
Your boyfriend is kind of a dick.
LegndNikko 0
Slap him, then walk away. Also mention that you're through with him. He should get slapped again by that other girl. If not, then she's probably a *****.
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Comments (107)
snakelady 3
I would have said well you are now
1234five 0
Did u then slap the shit out of him ?!
babyluv 0
I'm sure all these people wouldnt have accepted a "joke" like that had it happened to them.
PonPonPattaPon 0
You must have half a brain missing if you think that's acceptable as a joke.
headology 0
You deserve better than that douchebag! Drop him asap!
Mortanious 0
Hahahaha FYL your boyfriend's a douche. Dump him!
tazz9690 0
if he says that, she was more attractive. YDI for being an ugly chick
MonaLisaIdk 21
Please promptly shut the **** up.
ladiesman14 0
agreed tazz.
Ninjaface 0
You should have added, "...and are you a fan of polygamy?" That would have scared her off, or led to a lifetime supply of threesomes. You can't lose.
Saaandy 0
Well it sounds like a joke, But it sorta depends on how the rest of the conversation played out.