Today, I started training as a bartender. My very first client told me how his wife is sleeping with her sister's husband. He then told me that all the women he knows only want sex, and asked me why "we" were like that. He could be my dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
Today, at work, I met a new client for the first time. Apparently he thought it would be a good idea to get drunk beforehand and spend the whole appointment telling me about his 9-inch "drill bit." I have to try and find this guy a job. FML
Today, I met a girl at the bar. Things were going really well and we ended up going back to her place. Problem? Her husband who normally works the graveyard shift was home sick. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, after I made a connection with someone I used to know from school, I came to find out the whole time we were “solely seeing” each other, he was banging the bartender, and some fellow bar patrons at the same time as the bartender. FML
Today, my husband’s been dropping hints he wants to open our marriage. When I got home, a couple of his coworkers dropped by "for drinks". They tried to initiate group sex and figured I just needed to be talked into it. I was so mad, I couldn’t throw everyone out fast enough, including him. FML
Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
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Top comments
hghrider123456 9
awkward family reunion time.....
Ambient25 25
I hate to say this OP, but get used to it. Bartending is one of those jobs that invites people to sit, drink, and say what's on their mind. It's both a great job with great stories, and a shitty job with shitty drunks. You should get good tips though, so it's not all bad.
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hghrider123456 9
awkward family reunion time.....
perdix 31
It seems theyve been having a few of those already.
hghrider123456 9
I just realized i was first....now FML is exactly like sex!!!
NoFlippinWai 24
The only way this could be worse is if it was your first day as a hooker.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
First day is a charm! Anyway, he is probably just very upset and angry (who can blame him in the circumstances), even if he shouldn't generalize. Good luck in your new job!
mrzombielot 8
Sorry to hear that op and I hope your bars business skyrockets! :D
Kamon97 23
She's not the owner...
laden_swallow09 35
Are you literate, 4?
jojimugo 20
Maybe he just woke up
dmoneycash 13
Well general rule is to not flirt too much that he always see you as an option but maybe you could have voiced your opinion? Guys tend like a girl that can speak her mind. Plus you could have gotten a good tip.
sens3sfailing 25
Because the first thing you should do when confronted with a much older married man dealing with his wife's infidelity is flirt with him...
Ambient25 25
I hate to say this OP, but get used to it. Bartending is one of those jobs that invites people to sit, drink, and say what's on their mind. It's both a great job with great stories, and a shitty job with shitty drunks. You should get good tips though, so it's not all bad.
1dvs_bstd 41
poor guy, fhl
jerryj 27
And **** his wife's sister's life too...FHWSL
astralvagan 20
I must ask what fhwsl means
jerryj 27
FHWSL = **** his wife's sister's life
HumbleBeginning 4
I think thats more a FHL
KimmyCupZ 21
Having people like that comes with the territory. Perhaps you should prepare yourself as more will come your way :)
KatieMajestic 17
Ew, FYL
MortenM 17
It's ok. It's sex with a consentive adult. It's fun, nice and good. not eeew
Ari1337 15
I wouldn't want to sleep with a married man who was old enough to be my dad though.
rememberkids 14
it comes with the territory.