Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
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Sparta480BC 2
and his community service is cleaning windows!
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for even considering saying yes to Edward Cullen.
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Comments (63)
Quest_ 13
Between the time this FML was published and now, I genuinely thought it said "peeing through windows".
sasonzal 4
oh shit me too,I was like WTF then read again
BrennaMorgan 0
lol i totally read that at first too
SunshineBoy21 0
Window, not 'Windows'. I was only looking in one window when I was busted. I do, however, want to thank you for looking past my perverted ways, to the man that I know I am. I think I love you! What's your address? I have nothing to do tonight and my binoculars are nice and clean ;)
barneyfife 0
my camera has a telephoto lens. let's team up!
Nadinek98 0
make sure u have curtains =] :P
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for even considering saying yes to Edward Cullen.
positively_crazy 0
haha :))
Rawaha 0
fuckim bitch ass hole i love him dont even try talkin shot stupid bastard
Nadinek98 0
make sure u have curtains =] :P
super3286 14
he's climbing in your windows and snatching yo people up
superflyman 0
so hide yo kids and hide yo wife
GabiIsPrettyKewl 0
hahahahahahaha GNR hilarious
RedPillSucks 33
Why were you there? Tell him you're doing community service for stabbing some peeping tom in the eye.
howipostfml 0
I see you got the hots for badasses. I was caught masturbating in public....no big deal.
easwhitey 0
You should say yes. Look at R.Kelly, he pees on girls and he seemed to turn out just find. I'm not seeing the FML here. (Sarcasm)