Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML
Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I was on a first date with a guy I met online. He seemed nice at first, but as we were walking he suddenly stopped and said, "I have to pee." He walked over to urinate on a nearby tree while I awkwardly stood there. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
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hellokat1 0
What are you, 5 years old?
Doortje 30
**** your life OP. I hope you were able to explain it to him. Next time just please try to run into the women's bathroom.
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Comments (87)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm sorry but that's pathetic. You probably blew your one and only chance. YDI
mermaidlover16 6
Lol! That's just hilarious! Knowing me, I would've probably done the SAME EXACT thing....yet somehow knowing that you ended up doing it instead makes it even funnier! sorry.
Kkweez 0
WTF did u say yes after???
rakhil11 7
First bf? :/ Turn it into a funny story - you still have a chance!
JennaMason 6
lmfaolmfaolmfao fyl
Bimil3818 0
FYL for being gay!
Vincentsmit11 3
Well there are two things that always have to be done in life. Number one and number two.. I presume your answer was that you are seeing other men? :P
coolplanes 0
aww that's so embarrassing
meeba 2
ydi for being gay
domosumo 0
If you're a girl.. cute! If you're a guy.. here's a glass of concrete so you can harden the fck up.. :)