Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML
Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
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A7X2012 0
Always xyz bro
Hummbinger 5
Toodle doodle! Didn't wanna see your noodle!
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Comments (109)
A7X2012 0
Always xyz bro
Hollandiscrazy 12
I don't even know what that means. ... Nobody knows what it means! But it's provocative: it get's the people going!
angrymexican 8
XYZ examine your zipper
JayJaysGirl 0
She was just greatly overcome with emotion that she had to leave...DUH
iamyummylicious 14
I think everyone except for you knows what xyz means.
maskedman 9
Hollandiscrazy knows what it means. He was just watching the throne.
A100893 30
To the FML: "...as I was strode up to her," ? I think the 'was' can be removed.
LolFMLnot 10
I know guy who leave it open on purpose, because they think it's kool. O.o ****** up shit
starman02 12
Hollandiscrazy- I love that beat.
theaws0m3guy 4
16- Blades of Glory reference?!? HECK YES!
kalixzo 11
At least you approached her! I can't approach my crush without fainting. :(
wheel4deal 5
Did you not shake and zip?
bigfatgoose 4
Is it a coincidence that OP is from virginia and he is a virgin?
afunnyterdcody 5
U should switch that around cause sometimes ull zip up something and lye on the floor shaking
PenguinSwag47 0
No matter how you shake and dance, the last two drops go on your pants.
Shelta957 13
Why would she walk away just because of that??
A7X2012 0
Depends on if he goes comando or not
LiveLaughFML 10
exactly! forgetting to zip your pants isn't unusual and I'm sure she's done it before in her lifetime. that's not really a real reason to walk away from somebody..
RedPillSucks 33
To avoid bursting out laughing in his face
cookie_3008 4
Thats ok.. A little sneak peak of whats to come if she says "yes".
iamabamf 17
But she walked away...
Climaxx 11
Maybe she couldn't hold in her ******? Just trying to make OP feel better.
cookie_3008 4
She what?? O.O... Duh. *face palm*
RedMosquito 4
Maybe the sneak peak was very little and that's why she ran away :s
Hummbinger 5
Toodle doodle! Didn't wanna see your noodle!
Redoxx_fml 22
Maybe she walked away cause it was so big that she thought she was gonna have a heart attack
DrMime 10
^ what...?
Solid_Hippo 4
Straight to the point, very classy
straightxedge74 0
Nazi much?
teelovesyou 2
Your very attractive, just saying. And damn that sucks this situation is embarrassing
anormalperson 25
#88 What does this have to do with Nazi's??
FreakinChaps 0
I hope you didn't pick that day to go commando.
biggestfan23 11
Which day is it ever a good day to go commando?
Vulpes21 6
Every day my friend, every day
ghostlilac 25
Maybe she was intimidated ;)
zebralover23 14
Next time look down before you group to the girl you like
twifan1901 0
Grouping people is not nice :)
ThisBeAUsername 6
Faaaake
zebralover23 14
Wow, dumb phone I meant "go up" thanks for pointing that out. I wouldn't of noticed !(:
immaMonsta 8
#52 Wouldn't have*
zebralover23 14
Thanks.. Again
beachyballerina 12
I ******* hate grammar nazis lol
DrMime 10
Nothing says love at first sight like a guy running towards a girl with his junk hanging out of the trunk! Maybe you should zip up if you want to flip her cup? Because when you open the hatch, she closes her snatch.
RedPillSucks 33
Bravo to you sir. Bravo
straightxedge74 0
Your junk don't hang out your trunk.
DrMime 10
(trunks are either shorts or swimming suits)