Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML
Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I was on a first date with a guy I met online. He seemed nice at first, but as we were walking he suddenly stopped and said, "I have to pee." He walked over to urinate on a nearby tree while I awkwardly stood there. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
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Top comments
hellokat1 0
What are you, 5 years old?
Doortje 30
**** your life OP. I hope you were able to explain it to him. Next time just please try to run into the women's bathroom.
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indigo1 0
sounds like you were nervous. but the men's bathroom? Seriously now. that is foolish.
screamo_neve 12
Aww! Well if he's really a decent guy, then he should understand after you explain it to him. I'm sure he'd think it was kind of cute(: Or he can be a douche and forget about asking you out again.
fthku 13
I wonder if OP was a guy, the girl commentators here would still be all sympathetic. I imagine a lot more "Grow a pair" or "Grow up" style comments. Anyway, OP, like #1 said, are you 5 years old? I get if you're too nervous to ask someone out, but if they come to you, it's not that hard to say "I would love to" and schedule a time, and it doesn't take more than a minute.
Doortje 30
I can only speak for myself, but it depends more on what kind of mood I'm in than the gender of the OP.
fthku 13
I know your comments, and you're among the women commentators I wasn't referring to. :) Guess I should've added a line about it.
emaryllis 0
Well, as someone who's shy and indecisive myself, I've gotten a lot of that my whole life: everything from "It's not that hard" to "wtf just get over yourself already." And I can kind of see how a shy person might seem annoying or incomprehensible to someone who isn't - after all, it frustrates me too. But even if something seems easy to you, it doesn't mean it's easy for everyone. It's not always a matter of "just trying harder." Because, as much as I hate it, there are certain things that are just innately terrifying for me, no matter how easy they may seem - and being asked out would definitely be on that list. Sorry, I don't mean to sound preachy or anything, this IS just the internet after all haha. Like I said, I understand your viewpoint - I just wanted to say my piece :)
emaryllis 0
Lol wait I interpreted your comment as "nervous because she was shy." But I guess she might have just been really nervous, not necessarily shy - still the same principle? haha
sunnysurfchick 0
well at least he didn't say you can go on me! gross....hope it all works out for you.
RedBaloon 0
howslife123 0
nice one
itsHannahhh 0
Haha, wow. This actually made me laugh (:
howslife123 0
tranny
TheShard1994 5
Scott Pilgrim style! :D
chelseabitez 0
it's only February.
kemando 22
lol, ur a ****** keeper, baahaa.