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sydstreet Dallas, United States

Today, I realized there is nothing quite like having your mother be too hungover to open presents on Christmas morning. FML

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My mother is an alcoholic who refuses help. She gets drunk and violent so I'll try not to sue her over that! thanks pal I feel so much better!!!!

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Merry Christmas!

For Christmas you should give her aspirin, water, Alka Seltzer, and a bucket.

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Merry Christmas!

Don't worry guys, she's just getting into the Christmas spirits!

More like wine and spirits

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

ya half my family members are hung over too...its soooooo tacky at family events, especially christmas day! i understand op. -_-

thejewishfuhrer 17

Merr...merry...mer...Christma...BLAHHHHHH *Insert favorite puke sound here* ...to you too!

At least shes not too drunk

She's obviously not sober enough to open presents. I'm pretty sure she's 'too drunk'.

My dad was too drunk to see straight yesterday. FYL

Makes me thankful my parents don't drink.

3 - Hungover doesn't mean drunk. It's the after effects of being drunk the night before...

I'd keep her away from the eggnog from now on.

I never thought you could get hungover from eggnog.

4- I wouldn't. Somethings you can't do for others, they have to do for themselves. However, if she was visiting me for Christmas as my mother, I simply wouldn't have any booze available to offer in my home.

Have you not heard of hair of the dog that bit you?

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

not before family get-togethers

I think you meant "do" before, during, and after any get-together with family.

That's a good story to tell people

I think you need to have a talk with her on self control, OP. That's not the way I'd want to spend Christmas morning!

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At least she's not drunk

Hiimhaileypotter 53

Because being badly hungover is a lot better...

At least it's just your mother, not everyone in your family. But if she's your only family then hopefully you have sober friends

Merry Christmas, and have a happy new year.

Hey it's her Christmas too, she should be able to celebrate it how she wants to LOL