Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
Today, I tried to make it right by visiting my girl in the hospital after she had our baby. I fucked up by freaking out and dumping her since I didn’t feel ready, but now wanted to do the right thing. When I got there, another guy was kissing her and holding my baby. My best friend/cousin. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
Now you can move on to better guys, who aren't douchebags! At least it isn't you who has his kid.
kerrwoof 13
What a good best friend you have... FYL. Now you'll be reminded of being betrayed everytime you see her baby.
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
Now you can move on to better guys, who aren't douchebags! At least it isn't you who has his kid.
aussieaccents 7
Aw OP I'm sorry :( Think of it as another reason to move on from his sorry cheating ass
ScaughtieHolden 11
Nice thread-jack.
klovemachine 24
Nice fail 19 :)
Ryan_Jaxson 8
Nice fail #58 ;)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I've never had anyone threadjack me before! I feel speshul. ;P
cognauticcreix 9
I'm sorry that OP dated a dishonest douche, but I'm sorrier for the kid. I hope this asshat has turned over a new leaf...
Homer1975 14
perhaps that kid isn't your exboyfriend's own, you never know that anything possible ＠_＠
DanielleinDC 34
The FML indicated that her ex was the father. And given that they broke up less than a month before, that has to be the fastest pregnancy ever.
DrainedOfSanity 4
If this is "normal" for you, you may want rethink things...
kerrwoof 13
What a good best friend you have... FYL. Now you'll be reminded of being betrayed everytime you see her baby.
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
Oh... Wow... That's a little dark? I mean, you can't blame the child. It was just brought into this world. :(
SaturnV 25
Having negative feelings associated with this child doesn't mean that OP actually blames the baby or directly resents it. I personally wouldn't be interested in seeing the "friend" or the child anytime thereafter, so perhaps OP feels the same way and can avoid this situation entirely.
rocketiquette 20
At least you weren't with him at that point, but it definitely doesn't help adding salt to a wound. Sorry OP, but onward you go!
kakarot2 11
More like lemon juice...
AshBash2211 14
I think she meant they have been together for more than 9 months therefore the baby was conceived while they were together...
lilhellian 27
24, 3 Means atleast she isn't with the cheating manwhore when the baby arrived..
sens3sfailing 25
24- that was the point of the whole FML. I don't know where you are getting that anyone was confused on that point
VScpu 3
I would imagine the guy broke up with OP because his baby with her best friend was coming soon.
sens3sfailing 25
She found out after the fact that the father was the ex if you read carefully
sayyestothedress 24
-102 good point. I didn't really think if that!
ashla1019 5
Douche. Lol. Who needs him? Not you. And he probably won't be there for that child anyways. Don't worry bout it. :)
bestnameright 14
What if they weren't dating 9 months ago? Then he didn't do anything that bad.
Zomg_Okay 27
74 - If he wasn't dating OP nine months ago, it means he knocked a girl up and ran away when he found out.
DanielleinDC 34
Apparently they were, as she broke up with him just last month.
minii_fml 8
Ex best friend*
YDIbroski 7
YDI for not knowing your bf (at the time) was cheating on you with your best friend.
Welshite 40
You, sir, are an idiot.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Your first two comments suck, and you are an idiot! People can't help these sorts of things! I'm sure OP wishes they had known about their boyfriend and best friend.
ajnorma 16
Completely agree with 6, whenever I get cheated on I get an alert from my iCheat app.
lilhellian 27
Damn it. 15 I was going to make that but my ex cheated on me and left me. Gave my codes to someone else! :( Sure wish I had the Icheat then! :(
Dracoboxer357 36
6- Pardon me, sir....did you just say it was her fault that someone else in her life made bad life decisions while sharing an exclusive relationship with her, because she didn't know? Because I'm certain you wouldn't actually say anything as ******* Retarded as that, right? It'd be like me saying you'd deserve a shot in the face, just because you didn't know I was going to give you one: somehow that makes it your fault, not mine. Foolishness. :p
poccocurantes 7
I don't know sometimes... crap! I just got an alert my GF is hooking up with some guy.
Dracoboxer357 36
44- Your fault! YDI! ;D
YDIbroski 7
In my country, we can ask our wifes a question, and they will answer truthfully. If we find they are lying, we divorce them and their family must pay compensation.
lilhellian 27
so.. You: Wife did you eat last cookie? wife: No. You: Liar, I saw you! Divorce! By the way op is the girlfriend.. The boyfriend being the dumbass cheated so what does your culture say about that...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
#53 lololol Yeah like we're gonna believe that if the consequence of cheating is divorce and family dishonor, "your" women will tell you they have been around. Get over yourself.
testestestes123 4
That's funny. You're wife probably lied to you and is banging the whole village.
Beeftinkle 13
Nigeria and lagos sound like they need to be washed away of ignorant idiots like you #6
DjeePee 25
Cheating on your partner and without using proper protection? Talk about a lack of respect here. Edit, since it was your best friend, did you never wonder who the mysterious father was?
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Protection isn't always 100% effective, but the ex boyfriend is still a complete ass, as is the (ex?) best friend
chickenflem 8
That's what I was thinking (the wondering who the father was) I'm pretty sure if she was your best friend you of all people would have at least met the father unless.....she lied and had a random guy fake it. But still. Some best friend smh!
Gainer_ 6
So you're saying it would have been ok if he used protection? What fucken planet are you from?
sayyestothedress 24
-105 she's not saying it would be ok if he used protection, she's saying he should at least have the decency of putting a condom on!
twinkiefeets 17
Sounds like they make a perfect family. Forget all 3 of them and move on to better friends and boyfriends.
cameron194 9
Go let them be one of those "happy families" .. If he was willing to cheat on you with her, he is more than likely willing to cheat on her with some one else if he hasn't already.. Assuming this was a long term relationship between the two
thatnucca 36
Sounds like an episode of Grey's Anatomy, but in real life... Someone's got some explaining to do, but i doubt if that would do you any good really... Sorry
CharresBarkrey 16
Well... Burke did diagnose his friend's sterilization when his wife was pregnant.
ICastillo 25
Well OP at least you're not with him anymore. Was the baby cute or was it an alien looking one?
sarah6786 14
That's horrible. Not the child's fault. At all.
ICastillo 25
I'm not saying it is, I'm just saying not all baby's are cute when they're born.