quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
misc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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rachie94 0
you have to wash it?!?!? opssss
eliz3 0
#26, of course you need to clean them. Its called hygiene. Also, that is revolting. However, revenge is sweet.
jaleb 0
omg ewww wtf
Zenma 0
#18 lol!
sdr_fml 0
WHAT IS LOVE??????
jncwmnd 0
O_O ew...and ew to #10..and ew to anyone who agreed with #10... I'd agree with #14 FYL and your mouth >_
Ar3s 1
Sounds like second degree oral......................DAMN IT....GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD
Talia070 0
*sneeze* Oops, sorry I'm allergic to bullshit . heard this one twice before. you wouldn't need to clean your vibrator, really and if you did you'd just wipe it off.
that_was_so_awkw 0
HAHA. OMFG. ROFL, this is insanely hilarious.
TheMongoose333 0
So #49 you're saying then it's perfectly acceptable for a guy to just "wipe it off" after sex without bathing at all? If it's going in or around a vag it needs to be washed.