quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
misc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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twilax101 0
WOW 53, YOU WOULD THINK THAT.
Talia070 0
#85, our computers must be different. aiight sweetie?
screwloose 0
Well, I guess now you know where that cold sore came from....
boricua_4life407 5
lmfao @ 64 wtf are you talking about? must be the dumbest bitch i've heard no here so far x)
xxhiyo 0
lmfaoooo that sucks asss
boricua_4life407 5
on*
ohhhhshizzz 0
#94: Or the FML is screwing up like it does 24/7. Naheelawhatwhat: WTF did I do to you? No need to be rude.
knitbitch 0
Talia070, you were wrong. I know it sucks to have your ass kicked in an online argument, I have had it happen. So do what I did, claim my sister hacked my account! And NGL, you gold TOLD by ohhhhshizzz! Declaring an opinion on FML will cause people to argue. See the FML about the girl whose pet chickens were cooked for dinner. I told those meateaters. They won`t be bothering us veggies anymore! And that is how it is done! Using reason. And #64, HAHAHAHAHA seriously you are ******* hilarious. You ARE joking, right... Oh god please tell me you are! Women and men are EQUAL, not one better than the other! And who`s to say that men isn`t derived from WOmen. So I really hope you are joking. PS I`m a girl.
CheezerX 0
break her vibrater and make her buy u a new tooth brush
stinkybutt 0
i'm not sure i believe that haha.