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Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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ohhfudge 0

thats ******* disgusting. fyl

badaboom_fml 0

ew. lets hope that was the first time.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#49: You so jacked that, copying someone then calling bullshit on this post because you believe it's copied. I do believe we have a hypocrite on our hands FMLers. OP: So heres what you do; since she most likely has been doing this for a while. Put some Icy Hot on her vibrator[mwahahah] Use HER toothbrush to clean first your balls, the the toilet, and finally a dogs teeth. [pictures of you doing all three] Show the pictures when she is brushing her teeth. HIDE YOUR TOOTHBRUSHES FROM NOW ON!

GrapefruitZoe 0

You DO clean vibrators, but not with toothbrushes. That's gross.

Talia070 0

#62, as i said before, its an old joke everyone knows about it . dumb ass .

ohhhhshizzz 0

jandersoniii is back, crazy ass troll. TROLL ON! #65: Dumbass is one word, kthx bitch.

honda1 0

I would find her viberator and take it with your toothbrush and put them both on the kitchen counter where your folks would see it and ask her why the two items are together... and out where you they can see them for that matter. That would hopefuly **** her life!

tca_fml 0

Tell her you are looking forward to using the toothbrush again. Then blink at her.

FrootLoops_ 0

jandersoniii, this is the second time you try and go all feminist in an fml. youre actually just an embarassment to all those who are for women's equal rights, but thats a different story.

kapay 0

Why would you use a used toothbrush to clean a vibrator. That would 1) Potentially scratch the vibrator creating gashes and edges 2) potentially add even more germs and bacteria to a vibrator rather than clean it (There are more nasties inside a persons' mouth than inside her ******). And finally, if you combine the two the bacteria can hide within the little tiny scratches to breed and grow which she will proceed to stick inside her. The little scratches will end up creating MANY tiny scratches inside her from repetitive use Either this is totally fake or your sister just potentially screwed herself for the rest of her sexual life.

mouseintern 0

#18's idea is my favorite. I ran cross country and track for years, and we used lots of icy hot and similar products. One time a bunch of my teammates put some on and then forgot to wash their hands before using their hands to aim while taking a pre-race piss. It was very unfortunate but illustrates this plan could work very well. I've seen the results myself and it could be very satisfying.

Carnivaldead 0

You poor bastard