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Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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thats ******* disgusting. fyl

ew. lets hope that was the first time.

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Dante167 0

OMG Jandersoniii is gettin started again xD

well, it does explain your bad breath

ohhhhshizzz 0

No, Talia070, go back and read #64. I don't believe you are jandersoniii who is #64. KTHX bitch.

wow, you must've done something AWFUL to piss your sister off....cos that is absolutely sick

awesomeperson 0

that is NASTY!!

Ohhhhshizzz, please die. Anyways, there was an FML similar to this one. It seems like you read it and decided to change a few things around to try to make it your own and hoping it got published..well congrats it did! Too bad you don't have anything original to say and you have to use someone elses FML in order to make your own. Another congrats to the FML staff for letting this one thru, you have once again failed at your job.

twindaddy 0

I'd kick her ass.

riotrock 0

64. I support feminism. Jackson Kats is my freaking hero. But realize, even with our faults, there ARE people on the male side, working for gender equality. My self included. But how is female, male sex a structural evil, when it is how the world grows? I understand that gender violence is primarily from men, to women, but why can't we work with eachother, not against each other to get women on the even playing field. I understand that women hold a lower status in world culture, but how can we change that if its just women trying to speak to men? Women are the fearless leaders of this battle, but can't men help?

valmont_fml 0

Wonderfully worded, #90! As a man, I really do support female equality, and wish people wouldn't assume otherwise.

So...I'm guessing your breath smells like old, rotten fish?

I would die if this happened to me. #64: You're a bag; the OP said nothing to insult or degrade the female anatomy (with your assumption that the OP is male). Also, no matter how you try to frame it, there is no justification for using someone else's toothbrush to scrub something that you regularly insert into an orifice of your body, whether it be your ******, anus, nostril, or urethra. As beautiful as the human body is, in reality its fairly gross.