Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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Comments (387)
Dante167 0
OMG Jandersoniii is gettin started again xD
weinerdog 2
well, it does explain your bad breath
ohhhhshizzz 0
No, Talia070, go back and read #64. I don't believe you are jandersoniii who is #64. KTHX bitch.
jasonsexcema 3
wow, you must've done something AWFUL to piss your sister off....cos that is absolutely sick
awesomeperson 0
that is NASTY!!
Naheelawhatwhat 0
Ohhhhshizzz, please die. Anyways, there was an FML similar to this one. It seems like you read it and decided to change a few things around to try to make it your own and hoping it got published..well congrats it did! Too bad you don't have anything original to say and you have to use someone elses FML in order to make your own. Another congrats to the FML staff for letting this one thru, you have once again failed at your job.
twindaddy 0
I'd kick her ass.
riotrock 0
64. I support feminism. Jackson Kats is my freaking hero. But realize, even with our faults, there ARE people on the male side, working for gender equality. My self included. But how is female, male sex a structural evil, when it is how the world grows? I understand that gender violence is primarily from men, to women, but why can't we work with eachother, not against each other to get women on the even playing field. I understand that women hold a lower status in world culture, but how can we change that if its just women trying to speak to men? Women are the fearless leaders of this battle, but can't men help?
valmont_fml 0
Wonderfully worded, #90! As a man, I really do support female equality, and wish people wouldn't assume otherwise.
Latrine 0
So...I'm guessing your breath smells like old, rotten fish?
Jem0_0 0
I would die if this happened to me. #64: You're a bag; the OP said nothing to insult or degrade the female anatomy (with your assumption that the OP is male). Also, no matter how you try to frame it, there is no justification for using someone else's toothbrush to scrub something that you regularly insert into an orifice of your body, whether it be your ******, anus, nostril, or urethra. As beautiful as the human body is, in reality its fairly gross.