Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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helios_rex 0
#19 - x2 I want to taste your sister too!
inflagranti 0
#10 !!!
testing_fml 0
Ah, a beautiful start to a magical incest love story :)
AdamGD 0
uh..... wtf? that is absolutely sick!! beat the crap out of her!! i know you aren't supposed to hit a girl but that is beyond wrong!! And i know i will probably get flamed for being sexist but i dont care! that's the way the world works people!
fredwillkill 0
THe Op never said they were male/female but beat the shit out of her anyway
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
That's. Disgusting. WHY do people feel the need to wash their vibrators, sex toys, etc. with other peoples' toothbrushes? Can they get a fricken scrub brush at the store to do that? Like a loofa or something?
amarie1228 0
#10, your my hero.
Amiii 0
I think I would make her pay for a new toothbrush or two. I'd hate to think about how many times she's don't that.. YUCK!
frenzypuffer 0
i would beat her with that toothbrush, and her clean vibrator
darkmis1 18
Thanx for makin mi throw up a lil 19. OP-that's sooooooooooo nasty.
TheMongoose333 0
#26, you're supposed to clean them after you use them, otherwise you can give yourself nasty infections. Not supposed to do it with other people's toothbrushes though....or toothbrushes in general, soap and hot water should have sufficed....0.o!