Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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falcon_paunch 0
What did she say?
wowfmlife 0
Don't you knock?
IambecomeRAWR 0
#10, epic win :P
nuclear 0
So this is the sequel to that famous toothbrush/vibrator/sister FML..
chloe27_fml 0
Use her toothbrush to clean the toilet or something nasty like clean your area(idk if your a girl or guy lol) and i would suggest a new toothbrush and #1 words right outta my mouth
ohhboyy 0
ur sisters ******* gross who the hell would ever do that?! WHY DOES SHE NEED TO CLEAN IT.
kiltsaresexy 4
Because if you don't clean it bacteria will form, and you could get an infection. Dumbass.
laxguy96 6
BLUE WAFFLE!!!!!
G0v3nat0r 7
I bet 343 knows this because he can't get a guy, so she knows all about vibrators
Claymason 0
Ew! EWW! That is beyond grim EW!
wbrycem 0
Shit on her vibrator, then wash it off with her toothbrush.
Nomad609 0
Whats with the toothbrush-sister-vibrator stories nowadays....
fmlcrycrycryfml 0
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA