Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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Grass1sGreener 0
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KCB 0
:O
purplesucker 0
GROSS!!!! And unacceptable too! Tell her to pay for a new toothbrush for you, out of her own pocket . . . actually no, scratch that idea. Tell your parents that your sister owes you money for a new toothbrush and why, in her presence. KARMA!!!! lol
icertainlysuck 0
i would pee on that bitches bed!
haze420 0
dude people are you that high that you can't figure out that the girl was pulling a prank on her brother/sister by putting vag on his/her tooth brush. i'm sure she cleaned it with water and soap after. and if not FHL. haha #179 mstls1 is desperate... and stop all the damn drama comments...****.
DizzyDemon0 9
....First taste of pussy eh? mmhmm....and..uhh...How was it? :P
gingermonster16 0
This sounds oddly familiar.
cthulhu1138 1
Next time you jack off use her toothbrush to clean the toilet.
supafuz 0
is she hot?
CheshireAna 0
EW EW EW EW EW.