Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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funsize003 0
wait haha what did 64 say?
somaturee 0
Ew! FYL! If you're a girl, I hope you hit her. And if you're a guy, I hope you hit her. That's just not cool.
acidrain_fml 0
OMFG, did your teeth white?
Princess_Ace 0
this is pathetically fake, come up with original material please.
acidrain_fml 0
OMG, did your teeth white?
loveurlifeJK 5
Um, gross much? If I were you, I would do the following: Confront her. Say you saw it, and demand she buys you a new toothbrush. If she refuses or denies it, then steal some money from her (If you know where it is) and buy a new toothbrush with that money. Then, use her own toothbrush and do soething nasty with it. (It can be whatever you want) Cut up a jalopeno and a lemon, then rub them both all over the vibrator. That would tell that bitch. (Don't take pictures, though. Just let her continue using them. It's more fun when she doesn't know. Lol)
noshitsherlock 0
WTF?! That's like incest...
nadeen8 0
ohhmgshhhh!!! thats sooo disgusting!!! lol id slap her haha
pepperburn 0
oh wow that's just disgusting, i feel bad for the OP.
Dante167 0
Haha now you know how your sister tastes.