quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
misc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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Comments (387)
happygirl_fml 0
i feel like this is fake.
ogloc 0
Your toothbrush will smell like fish now.
cers123 0
aha. fishie smell!
Phlecks 0
I just barfed in my mouth and then on my barf.
wowfmlife 0
xo_emily_xo i said SUPPOSEDLY i am by no means a Jesus freak, thanks
eggnogg 0
#118 doesnt know what he's talking about, he said #119 was stupid and 119 hadnt gone yet, whos stupid now!?
elemandem 0
#119 & 120- we all start out as females, actually... if there is testosterone, the ovaries become testicals...
ohhboyy 0
Talia070 & ohhhhshizzz get the **** off of here. what are you both 9 year old little bitches? holy shit
buddy51 23
#64- ohh baby, you're cute when your ranting!! Wanna go out?
dwights 0
19 and 31, i already have! Bahzing! wait... your sister isnt an ug-oh is she?
xo_emily_xo 0
128, I am in college. I think I know what I'm talking about *cough* dumbass!! And lmfao #130. Do YOU wanna go out?? haha