quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
misc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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vkash1208 0
Not related, but have you noticed how almost everyone on FML uses incorrect grammar? your and you're are different; their, there, and they're are also different.
Manny_B92 0
I say **** on her toothbrush, then you'll be even.
Manny_B92 0
150 you're ******* sick. "As long as it wasn't in her ass", yeah because I wanna brush my teeth with some of my sister's vaginal residue. Why didn't you use your own toothbrush???
Anu_Ra 0
I agree with #77 towards jandersoniii Dude, twas never mentioned that the OP was a guy. Even if it was, this has nothing to do with attacking a WO-MAN. This is concerning HYGIENE. So let's keep it about HYGIENE and not about some over-analyzed accusations towards "scumbag men" Man they need to make some words for male oppressing women like you! .... I got it! Stop being so "penis-prejudiced!" XD XD XD They have as much rights as us ladies do lol.
allylalala 0
ew. that is ******* disgustinggg
Justineahh 0
Oh my. This FML has somehow turned into a debate on feminism for some people. The OP was simply disgusted that his TOOTHBRUSH was used to clean something that was in his SISTER'S ******.
youlose_ 0
sorry. i hadn't cleaned it in months.
xxstealthxx 0
avenge your toothbrush!! get her tooth brush before bedtime and clean her toothbrush in the toilet. take a big shit in the toilet and mix it around and shit, make sure the toothbrush isnt brown lolol
um_duh 0
#154 - the amount of people who have problems spelling basic words (like #148 above - retarTed instead of retarEd) is astounding. Where did these people go to school? Basic english and grammar are taught in all schools as far as I am aware so why is it so hard for so many to grasp?
Manny_B92 0
Hahahah I can't believe some people are standing up for the girl!!! WTF is wrong with you freaks. A toothbrush has it's name for a reason (even though it probably should be "teethbrush", but I digressed) it's not called the "multi-purpose brush" or the "Rubber Penis Cleaner" and not to mention it isn't yours in the first place... Why didn't the OP's sister use hers? But to the OP F your life 100 times, get sweet payback. The jalapeno sauce on the ***** would be epic. Spicy tacos for everyone!