quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
misc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out my younger sister is too cheap to buy her own sex toys, so she has been borrowing mine. I clean mine thoroughly after use but apparently she just puts them back in the box after she’s done, while they’re still wet. Not gonna lie, I threw up a little after she'd admitted it. FML
Anonymous
May be
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
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ohhfudge 0
thats ******* disgusting. fyl
badaboom_fml 0
ew. lets hope that was the first time.
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Comments (387)
Nev09 0
Lmao, is she hot? If she is, I'd let her use my toothbrush, aaaah yeah! ;D That's pretty gross though lol, if I found my sister doing that I'd go ape.
24788 7
She is ****** up in the head.
elemandem 0
jandersoniii, how do you know the comment is from a male in the first place? I, being a female, would be equally disurbed if I walked in on my sister cleaning her vibrator with my toothbrush. Who wouldn't be?
fretforyerlatte 0
why the **** would she want her brother's mouth-germs on her vibrator anyway? that's repulsive on both ends. i mean you do gotta clean the things but good old soap & water does the trick perfectly. i just...can't imagine what would inspire someone to do that...ughh.. def go with the icy hot idea. and keep your toothbrush in your room hidden or something from now on.
Panther_fml 0
EPIC!! lol... #10+#13 you guys are awesome!
krisFrAnHeehar 0
buy a new toothbrush, leave your old one there, and put jalepeno sauce on the old one
wowfmlife 0
#63, or what ever number that long ignorant paragraph by jandersoniii, shut up! Womyn?! Thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard! You're the one saying that he is sexist while you go araound saying that the word "man" is degrading! You need to grow a brain, retard. And the words are woman and female because God supposedly took the rib of a man and made a woman. Seriously people, get a clue.
GoDrCoW 0
That is, of course, assuming one believes in God.
BeeHappy_fml 0
well, I can assure you, all the cool people do it, and have since the beginning of humanity. ;)
xo_emily_xo 0
Damn, this is bullshit. And #119, you have NO ******* CLUE what you are talking about. God probably doesn't even exist retard! Jesus-freaks like you creep me out. OP~next time you make up an fml, make it more original!
ssm9272 0
i'll take that toothbrush off your hands :)
CJV_fml 0
Calling BS on this one.