calliefml
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
brebre101
Canada
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
funnymanjoe
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
roomingwithevil
Slinger, United States
Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
Woops
Secaucus, United States
Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
piece of shed
United States
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Anonymous
Germany
College life
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
powsser
United States
Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
123roomielover
United States
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
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jhkmyun 0
Yikes, creepy much?
24788 7
That's some creepy shit.
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xohxbrittanyrae 0
#72 wins all around OP, hide the voodoo from your them and make sure nothing bad happens to it hahaha. I don't believe in it personally, but that's kind of funny. More creepy though. The semester's almost over though so you can escape your psycho roommate soon (:
necomni 0
Obviously your roommate made you a doll and hung it up to show you (unfortunately tying it by the neck).
Courtnaayy 0
Time for a new roommate!
ThatsAli3 0
ewwwwwww. that's so creepy. maybe it wasn't you? How can you tell? (I've never actually seen a voodoo doll) ps. people are vicious on this site. I love how the top of the comment box says Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful. I guess we just ignore that?
rakhil11 7
oh wow that's creepy...
fmkittw 0
i would have had sex with the voodoo doll of myself and at least he wasn't on top of the voodoo doll of you... or making the doll read bad FMLs
1337Steph 0
#40: Wow, shut the **** up. You're not funny and you're immature. You & the other girl's little fight is just spamming the comments section. And you do realize that she's only THREE YEARS younger than you? I hate how kids always act all high and mighty because they're only a couple of years older than someone else, learn to ******* grow up, you're both just little kids.
Dhamy 0
...The bloody hell? Also: Obviously...the roommate is bad at voodoo.
KristelDreams 0
O_o I suggest you get a new roommate
idk09 0
sorry, didn't mean to freak you out :/