calliefml
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
brebre101
Canada
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
funnymanjoe
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
roomingwithevil
Slinger, United States
Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
Woops
Secaucus, United States
Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
piece of shed
United States
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Anonymous
Germany
College life
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
powsser
United States
Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
123roomielover
United States
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
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jhkmyun 0
Yikes, creepy much?
24788 7
That's some creepy shit.
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uoyevoli 0
... time for a roommate switch!!
xMooMoox 0
#108 I was just commenting well "passage-ing" on what an idiot that girl was. I was "internet standing up for someone" if you may. I assure you I do have a life, and if I don't because I stated facts on someone else's argument then I guess you don't either. Good day to you :)
k1o2a3l4a5 0
#61, thank you.
goshdamndedit 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (deep breathe) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ha ha omg hahahaha lmbo
mdmd136 0
that would be... uncomfortable.
Yaheed 0
Lol, who cares. That shit isn't real, just like vampires and werewolves. I would've just laughed and started a voodoo doll war! :-) Then again if they actually do sound and look serious, maybe you should think about moving out... And to the people flaming in this comment thread, less QQ please. Go hit up a punching bag or something to release your inner child's anger. Seriously, don't you have something better to do than to whine and moan pointlessly? Stop flexing your e-peen and play nice.
pinkdumbledore 0
LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL.
jamieskittles 0
my friend and i were talking about what someone would say if they were hanging up a voodoo doll of their roommate and they walked in? so i'm just wondering what in the hell they did/said when you walked in on them doing that
missus_butter 0
Wow, time to go talk to your RA. Because either your roommate is some a-hole playing with this stuff to freak you out (bad), or they really believe in it and are hoping you die (worse). In either case they don't sound too tightly wrapped so escape as quickly as possible! And to forestall argument, I'm not saying people who believe in voodoo are loopy. I'm saying there's something off about anyone who a) messes with other people like that, or b) makes what they believe to be an attempt on their roommate's life.
Anonymous485 1
I'd be more worried about your roommate's sanity than the effectiveness of the voodoo doll....