calliefml
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
brebre101
Canada
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
funnymanjoe
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
roomingwithevil
Slinger, United States
Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
Woops
Secaucus, United States
Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
piece of shed
United States
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Anonymous
Germany
College life
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
powsser
United States
Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
123roomielover
United States
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
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jhkmyun 0
Yikes, creepy much?
24788 7
That's some creepy shit.
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Comments (160)
Isamermaid 17
109 is right. YDI because you're moooost likely a shitty roommate. I had an experience with a horrible roommate before. If I knew voodoo, I might have tried it too.
swimspy 3
wow tht might gt anoying in life
jpest17 5
that's what u get when ur room mates from hati, look it up!
katiegason 0
Shane Dawson used this fml in his vid
HardCandy0505 0
EPIC FAIL :)
dimplez_47 0
haha, thatss weird.. but is it bad thatt i laughedd like really hardd when i read this? :) hahaha.
devilina28 0
many people use voodoo to release stress, not for real harm. (i said many, not all.) but when i studied it, i learned that most people(in my area) just use it inobjectivly
coralroman 0
ahahaaaa LOLL shane dawson talked about this one!!!!
WhataSexyDanish 0
I'd be scared
illusion44 0
fake hang yourself and see what she does or start doing some Jamaican tribal dance and in the end hit her with a pan.