calliefml
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
brebre101
Canada
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
funnymanjoe
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
roomingwithevil
Slinger, United States
Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
Woops
Secaucus, United States
Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
piece of shed
United States
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Anonymous
Germany
College life
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
powsser
United States
Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
123roomielover
United States
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
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jhkmyun 0
Yikes, creepy much?
24788 7
That's some creepy shit.
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xMooMoox 0
#40 Wow! She knew more about voodoo then you do and was just telling you nope thats how it works. You were the one who started crap saying "we're not all freaks like you" when all she did was try to share her knowledge. Yes your statement was "completely reasonable" but only "as far as" your "knowledge of voodoo goes." But instead of being like oh wow thats how it works you were like "You freak you know more!" She then told you again to do some research and said she is not a "freak bitch" just because she knows about it. And she also said "**** you." Which is not telling you "to have sexual intercourse with" yourself that would be "Go **** yourself." As far as your number 38 comment well that sounds like YOU. She never picked a fight with you, you did. She said thats how it works look it up. And your last comment #40 well "Today, I received a hateful response to one of my FML comments. This person proceeded to curse at me" (I'm adding the next part in case you cant tell) "and call me a "freak" for no reason other then I know more about the chosen subject then her." sounds like how her morning went. And as to bringing up her age, your profile says your 17 and you seem like a complete moron. High school education does mean something, not as much as college but it means something that you stuck through it to the end. And good go do something "relevant" because your the spiteful idiot who needs to leave, go look up voodoo become a master on the subject. You are obviously insecure when someone knows more then you.
xMooMoox 0
Oh and to the original poster I'm sure you will be able to switch rooms because of this. At least it wasn't your boyfriend or your mom! You can change roommates but you can't change the woman in which you grew inside of.
brodizzle 0
So everyone on this site believes in voodoo? Nice.
brodizzle 0
Today, I had to read 3 girls bitch at each other on what's supposed to be an entertaining site. FML
PureGold 0
Wow, why are people arguing on here? Who really cares about the correct way to do voodoo? Point is, the OP's roommate is obviously mentally unstable and they mayy want to consider switching rooms. I love how 'to the point' this FML is haha. It's like 'nuff said.
may_cause_fail 0
Well...at least the semester should be nearly over? :D''' That's really creepy. Your roommate might need psychological help. D:
deathproof_fml 0
Report that as a death threat and they'll be expelled, if not arrested. And you can say sayonara to them :)
imintheair 0
definitely fyl, because your roommate is a mixed bag o' nuts. eeeep!
jonhapimp 0
run as fast as you can, also is he a different race than you
fireonice 0
WOW really? just dont go near ties and loose rope lol