calliefml
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
brebre101
Canada
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
funnymanjoe
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
roomingwithevil
Slinger, United States
Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
Woops
Secaucus, United States
Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
piece of shed
United States
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Anonymous
Germany
College life
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
powsser
United States
Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
123roomielover
United States
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
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jhkmyun 0
Yikes, creepy much?
24788 7
That's some creepy shit.
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renii_10 0
lmfao to the argument, you people have no lives. #67 REALLY has no life because they weren't even in it and yet wrote an entire PASSAGE commenting on it. so congrats to whoever knows about voodoo and your being informed. congrats to all of you for having the ability to say "freaks", "bitch", and "**** yourself" ...and btw I really AM a 15 year old girl insulting you all. about the roomate ...I really don't think moving out will help at this point, if voodoo actually works I don't think it matters how close you are, you can still be killed, bu I'm really not sure.
mattmag 0
Start taking out the trash and not leaving pizza boxes all over the place. And possibly stop playing loud music at 4am.
begrunge 0
...that's something that'll keep you from falling asleep...
m0nicam0nster 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lifehappens628 0
thats so messed up of your roommate and its not funny. Its disrespectful in so many ways. My friend did that a few weeks ago and its not something to be joke about. Hope you spoke to ur roommate about it. Thats craziness.
C_KY_K 0
report your roommate lols i would
stetson57 0
Am I the only one who feels this person has done something to merit a voodoo doll being made?
deplorableworld 0
Run, Forrest, RUN!
sca006 0
Wow thats scary :/ lol
alawoo 0
LOL psycho roommate