Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I cleaned my closet a few nights ago and my sisters decided to take all of laundry I'd folded for the family and threw it in the closet, instead of actually taking it to the rooms of who it belonged to. Nobody in the house can find their clothes, and I have to locate everything in a 3x4 foot closet piled to the roof. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML
Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I have been trying to keep up on chores. I washed all of the blankets in the house, then had to pick up my son from school. I couldn't find my phone before leaving though. When we returned, we found out where it was. The washer. It's not coming back from this. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Are you sure you didn’t walk into the empty spare bedroom again, stoner?
ajh1800 25
Not 100% sure about this one...how little clothes do you have or how long are your showers that she would have time and space to hide your clothes? And without reason?...Was this posted on April 1st by any chance? If anything, just walk around the house naked and your clothes should show back up pretty quickly
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manb91uk 22
Sounds like your Mom really wanted to see you naked... Get hekp
ajh1800 25
Not 100% sure about this one...how little clothes do you have or how long are your showers that she would have time and space to hide your clothes? And without reason?...Was this posted on April 1st by any chance? If anything, just walk around the house naked and your clothes should show back up pretty quickly
RichardPencil 32
Are you sure you didn’t walk into the empty spare bedroom again, stoner?
Hempseed 27
You're your closet? What.
TumblrweedPasses 11
Almost had a fit reading this Either your mum's off her meds or you've given her weird reason to ban you from clothing