Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML
Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML
Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
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Top comments
hawaii_love 0
usually those pull-out beds are more uncomfortable than sleeping on the actual sofa anyways...
IndigoKitty 3
why are you sleeping on the couch anyway? i assume you've been slumming it round a friends or something. in which case, they should have told you! Uncomfortable sleep can be torture though
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ihatetaylor 0
You're a moron. YDI
theclips 0
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AngryC4t 0
Your comment has nothing to to with the top comment. Oh wait, it's just you again. No one will fall for your phishing site, **** off.
jayjaylol 0
lol
TheRealTallGuy 3
But did you find the phone?
dmann56 0
I'd stick with the couch. Pullout beds are some shit!
IndigoKitty 3
why are you sleeping on the couch anyway? i assume you've been slumming it round a friends or something. in which case, they should have told you! Uncomfortable sleep can be torture though
intrepid00 0
A studio apartment or couch surfing would explain the couch sleeping.
hawaii_love 0
usually those pull-out beds are more uncomfortable than sleeping on the actual sofa anyways...
plexico 4
I'll second that! We had a sofa bed that we NEVER opened! The sofa itself was an excellent bed for one, and once you've slept on a sofa bed, your motivation for figuring out how to pull out the "bed" is nil. You might give one, fake mighty tug and say, "It's stuck, just put the cushions back on and use it as a couch.
sika_fml 0
third-ed
sikanderimran 0
I can guess your IQ.
LuckyCharms_fml 0
Haha your nickname is fitting
poopsicle22 0
and her gender
mijzelffan 0
so? it's not like it's a problem if you sleep comfy on the couch
stephanieeDawnx 0
"UNCOMFORTABLY sleeping on the couch"
Sniggle 0
Honestly, most pull out beds can't be distinguished until you lift the cushions.
jjjjessica 0
at least when you sleep on the pull-out part it will feel so much better than if you had discovered it earlier. think about it, after sleeping for six months uncomfortably you'll appreciate sleeping comfortably more.
YoungTechnique 0
What a dumbass, so I guess you don't clean your couch?