Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I woke up and got out of my room to find two pit bulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I woke up to find two pitbulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
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randomdude1234 0
Think about it logically. Who would want to do this to you. Then seek REVENGE!!!
8trickster8 0
You must be a very deep sleeper if it tore up your room and didn't wake you
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Comments (74)
randomdude1234 0
Think about it logically. Who would want to do this to you. Then seek REVENGE!!!
randomdude1234 0
Perfect counter-revenge. Use a cat launcher like the one in this family guy clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McLr1OV7OgI
xCrackerx 3
Oh yes. Seek inspiration from a half-assed cartoon too popular for its own good.
rjrudman 0
@OP have you tried CLOSING THE DOOR? YDI for being a ******* idiot.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
Yeah the idiot deserves it for not closing the door in anticipation that a dog might come into his room despite not having one.
Thunderbender 2
#19 did you think at all about that comment before you said it?
iluvsidney 0
idk bout u but I would be scared fom maaaa life
APOLLO_TC 8
I knew everyone is entitled to their own opinion but just shut the **** up
seanreddog 4
Dogs can be bitches. Get a cat. Real men like *******.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Win! XD
8trickster8 0
You must be a very deep sleeper if it tore up your room and didn't wake you
Mx_Rider 6
real men do like pussy...
xshadyshadow 0
Lmao, random.
cheerqueen101 0
Hahaha. That's hilarious!!
snafu57 1
shit, sounds like a nightmare. did someone get a dog, does it have rabies, wtf is going on?
devendra_fml 0
uhhh can we take a moment to look at the name you posted this with for a second? what is going on here?
Pixiewolfe 46
OP got drunk and stole the dog maybe?
honeybeezy 0
poor you. I would kill the dog
irateyou 9
Go to hell
Tremdogg 0
I agree with #10 what a bastard.
irateyou 9
I would kill you
watchback 0
Is the dog a person?? hhh