anon
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
You just don't understand art
Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
shittysituation
Milpitas, United States
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
youredisgusting
Merced, United States
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Anonymous
Valley Stream, United States
Dude, WTF?
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Potty-Pot
Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML
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tnlander 20
looks like someone is going dish shopping.
FMLephant 2
He was just pre-soaking the dishes. Dried on food can be a bitch to remove.
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Comments (207)
rolls_royce 0
my dad does that all the time, so I use paper plates
hihi1212 1
where are you from?!!!! india? a cave? thats so grossss!!!!!!!
playboyintown 4
why would you guess that indians can be the only disgusted people on earth? you ******* ****. i hope you pee in bed tonight thinking of you being crucified in india.
Tittyabuse 0
^ win ;3
aussie_gemini 5
I'm with 57 on that one!! ******* rude! maybe it's not so much a 'dushusting' thing as it is a 'lazy' thing... lol
KMilliron 2
At least Rolls is from a place dignified enough to teach their spawn that excessive punctuation is ******* annoying. Where the **** are YOU from?
playboyintown 4
also, check her posts other than this.
aussie_gemini 5
haha disgusting... WTF is the word I wrote? what other posts? where? I want to see! I only ever use my iPhone, does that limit what I can do?
playboyintown 4
#49
KMilliron 2
Oh and the s factor. People that spell it as grossss are gross. And Aussie, it's just a little lower. I do enjoy Aussies, geminis and Aries are way compatible, and it appears we both hate retards. Is an cyber high five too much to ask? :D
aussie_gemini 5
haha 114.. not too much to ask at all. *gives high five* I've noticed someone has removed the comments.. didn't know that was possible? sorry semi new to this lol
holycow2 0
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playboyintown 4
dear poster, you need to take out your 1) ctrl key 2) V key 3) LMB off your keyboard. otherwise you are not allowed to post on this website. Thank you for your co- operation. regards, hater.
gonzaval 0
Time to use disposable dishes .
bowhunter7701 0
He could have at least been a gentleman and taken the dishes out of the sink before he pissed in it.
jenna_rae 0
that has gotta stink
slimjim8094 12
I don't get it. Aside from the fact that urine is sterile, isn't the whole point of washing dishes that you get everything off of them? If you don't wash your dishes thoroughly enough to get off a thin liquid, you should be more worried about the bits of rotten food that you're missing. And if you're not missing them, the pee is long gone. People can be so irrational.
hihi1212 1
or your under reacting... and live a different life than most.... or have a urine fetish... were you the guy on the news that was arested for asking people to pee in a cup ?...
5t3ff1k4h 47
49 - Buddy, really? If you can see your "friend" pissed in this sink with the dirty dishes, you do this: 1. empty the sink of all remaining water. 2. give the sink a good rinse. 3. fill'er back up with hot, clean water. 4. use dish soap and scrub. VOILA. You have clean dishes.
FarSide 23
I don't know Gene either, but if you see him, tell him I said "Hi".
SuperNova69 0
so if I took a piss in your mouth and washed it out with soap after you would be fine? it's the moral of the fact that the dumb ass was stupid enough to piss on the dishes to begin with then he can buy a new set of dishes.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I never said what the dude did was right. In no way is it right to piss in the sink. That said if you clean the sink out properly after he did this, there's no issue. You can't just say, "oh he pissed in my sink so I'm never going to use it again derp". Use your head. Pissing in a person's mouth is in no way the same thing.
KMilliron 2
Sinks do not have taste buds.
vi3tno_romeo 5
wow nasty as ****
nikki9tails 3
A little piss shine should do the trick lol ya gross
logan_dreso 0
that's so crude kick him out or make him clean the damn things or buy new ones outta his own money
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
gross.