holyshart
United States
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KindaLooksLikeCocaine
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
funnymanjoe
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
GonnaLockUpMySpices
San Francisco, United States
Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML
scotto
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
meh beard
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Bowmanville, Canada
I'm awake
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
You hypocrite
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
mario
Corvallis, United States
Today, my roommate ran out of filter tips so he cut up my chemistry note cards for his joints. FML
Andy
United Kingdom
Stealth
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
wah wah "you raised him"
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
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garebear13 4
They're outta this world! Okay...I'm done...
Aug1508 9
I guess your room mate was trying to get sugar high. I don't think they understand that concept lol.
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Comments (161)
isabey 8
Lol sounds like something Id do x)
HeartOfLead 24
"Let's go to Mars, dude!"
knllamasrfail 0
THATS ******* BRILLIANT, i ought to try that sometime. Lol jk, I convinced my friend to smoke a chopstick once though
buds51 0
Dip that shit in pcp and now we are talkin
Articfox420 5
Smoking 3 musketeers are better.
sambudd14 2
Might have to give that a try o.O ...
circulareasoning 2
Something tells me it wasn't the first thing he'd smoked that day...
BunchieRules 31
There's a Mars Factory opening up in my city, and apparently, one of the bars it's selling will only be manufactured there and distributed throughout the world. I have no idea what it is, but I'm sure OP's friend would be interested in it if it's in such short supply.
XxUNBROKENxX 7
So you're not supposed to smoke those?
mazdamanpr5 3
What did he smoke first?