holyshart
United States
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KindaLooksLikeCocaine
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
funnymanjoe
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
GonnaLockUpMySpices
San Francisco, United States
Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML
scotto
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
meh beard
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Bowmanville, Canada
I'm awake
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
You hypocrite
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
mario
Corvallis, United States
Today, my roommate ran out of filter tips so he cut up my chemistry note cards for his joints. FML
Andy
United Kingdom
Stealth
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
wah wah "you raised him"
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
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garebear13 4
They're outta this world! Okay...I'm done...
Aug1508 9
I guess your room mate was trying to get sugar high. I don't think they understand that concept lol.
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OneLoveOneLove 0
They were probaly done smoking something else
soad2014 7
Hmmmm...I know a guy who used to snort anything from Coca-Cola to Nerds to that orange sprinkle stuff at Pizza Hut. Plus, I knew another guy who thought you could smoke through a trombone. Messed up world I live in, huh? :D
perdix 31
Drill a lengthwise hole through the bar and soak one of the ends in brandy for a few minutes. Put the other end in your mouth and light the brandy-soaked end while inhaling deeply. PS: Don't do this!
LoveOfHate 4
That made me laugh
soccergurrll 8
What an intelligent roommate you have
Quinn32 16
Well it is the best candy bar ever...
OfficeNinja 5
You should sell him banana peels. You would normally just throw them away, but why do that if you can profit off selling them to your idiot of a roommate.
tony1891 22
people nowadays will do anything to get high it seems.
stormchaser24 24
Sugar high maybe? But he does not seem how to get it.
AvaCharlie 6
That's awesome!
LadyGore 12
I'm sorry but I have to say, I'm my eyes that is a win. A very hilarious win.
LadyGore 12
Autocorrect/miss type: In not I'm haha.