holyshart
United States
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
KindaLooksLikeCocaine
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
funnymanjoe
United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
GonnaLockUpMySpices
San Francisco, United States
Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML
scotto
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
meh beard
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Bowmanville, Canada
I'm awake
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
You hypocrite
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
mario
Corvallis, United States
Today, my roommate ran out of filter tips so he cut up my chemistry note cards for his joints. FML
Andy
United Kingdom
Stealth
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
wah wah "you raised him"
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Top comments
garebear13 4
They're outta this world! Okay...I'm done...
Aug1508 9
I guess your room mate was trying to get sugar high. I don't think they understand that concept lol.
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Comments (161)
F0reverAl0ne 5
"Smoke chocolate... throw up from smoking chocolate" -JennaMarbles
zoecw 14
That's college bitches.
bleedwell 7
Haha, what an idiot.
Battyman139 0
They still make Mars bars!?
elidine 0
How do you take a drag off a solid object?
galacticstorm 6
Maybe he wanted to "go to mars" haha...anyone? anyone?*raises hand for a high five*
Deroni76 5
Too much Ray William Johnson *trollface*
Spiral_Thoughts 19
OP: "What are you smoking?" Roomie: "Mars." OP: "Oh." *silence, periodically interrupted by Roomie's snorting* OP: "Well, I'll be injecting Venus into my veins in the other room."
narnia_monster5 7
better than bath salt
lumoloxi 0
my friend tried to smoke a buttercup
ohrlly7457 7
I know it sucks and makes u hate your life when that happens.