curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Anonymous
Ruse, Slovenia
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
anon
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
holyshart
United States
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Anonymous
You just don't understand art
Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML
HadToApologize
United States
Creeped out
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
anon
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
burnmyeyes
Richmond, United States
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Top comments
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Ouch, that must be a hairy situation there trying to explain to your roommate. I recommend that you don't curl up into a ball and be scarred for life from this image burned in your memory, but you gotta be straight and tell him sorry that you walked in. Afro this might be remembered forever, you should try and comb this out from your memory. Ugh, I can't think of anything great at this late of night.
CareFace 16
That's awesome!
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Comments (147)
Pixie333 6
Haha! That is just hilarious! Are you scarred for life yet?
maxsandchees 0
thats...hot? fyl
Moo_Horse 0
HA!
mrahhhhh 21
Just wait until he eventually burns himself and get a laugh out of that. It might make you feel better... possibly.
mrahhhhh 21
Change "burns" to "cuts".
DaveOnDope 4
you forgot to add, "...then delete this post.".
blcarter81 0
stroke the furry wall
MelissaElectrik 0
Smoke a jeffrey(: ahah
kportal69 5
:) awesome.
dynamic164 4
WTF that is just gross I hope it wasn't your flat-iron. One time he is going to sizzle his balls and then he will hopefully get the message
nokel11 7
why is it long enough to flat iron in the first place? if someones going to blow you, they don't also want to be able to floss at the same time.
FMLforALL 0
LOL! Love your "about me!" Fits my night!!!
roketkween 0
ya agreed. girls hate feeling like they have a mustache
About3goats 0
I'd be more concerned that you're not wearing any cloths in you're FML profile pic...
DaWong 0
oh, that's sexy <3
CanadianMuse 0
^This
sdroze1389 31
that is a past tense, due to the fact it already happened.
sweet_candy_ 17
That must have been so awkward.
andrewandrewandy 0
wouldn't of that been funny if his roommate made an FML "today i was ironing my pubes and my roomate walks in FML"
KristinaKreme 0
Or maybe " Today, I was flatironing my pubic hair and the doctor said the cuts are pretty severe....FML"
elisewilloughby 0
Please…for everyone's sake, quit trying to be funny.
brootalxkeni 0
agreed