Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
You just don't understand art
Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML
Creeped out
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
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DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Ouch, that must be a hairy situation there trying to explain to your roommate. I recommend that you don't curl up into a ball and be scarred for life from this image burned in your memory, but you gotta be straight and tell him sorry that you walked in. Afro this might be remembered forever, you should try and comb this out from your memory. Ugh, I can't think of anything great at this late of night.
CareFace 16
That's awesome!
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Comments (147)
honeybeex3 0
NO WAY! I PUT MY CURLERS IN MY PUBES.
kaileigh10 2
WTF!!!
Pastperfect 0
What is this I don't even.....
allanaskye 0
why would two guys have a flat iron?
Calyx_fml 22
Better than dreadlocks.
luanne2010 0
haha that's hysterical!! could u imagine if he jumped when u came in? Oo burn... xx
akd1v 0
the fact that his pubes are even long enough to flat iron, just amazes me in itself
beavisjones 0
I wanna party with that guy! Does his pubes has split ends is the question?
Creamysweeps 5
I bet they do. next op is gonna walk in to his roommate giving his pubes highlights.
underguarded 20
Were the pubes at least flat?
ppriscilla 0
What was afroman living down there or something
Zebidee 9
THAT was the best excuse he could come up with in a panic for having his pants around his ankles near your dirty laundry basket?