Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
You just don't understand art
Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML
Creeped out
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
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DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Ouch, that must be a hairy situation there trying to explain to your roommate. I recommend that you don't curl up into a ball and be scarred for life from this image burned in your memory, but you gotta be straight and tell him sorry that you walked in. Afro this might be remembered forever, you should try and comb this out from your memory. Ugh, I can't think of anything great at this late of night.
CareFace 16
That's awesome!
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Comments (147)
shacoria 0
how could his pubic hairs possibly be long enough to flat iron??? wow
Aquamarch 0
WHAT THE ****? lol that's so weird!!! Tell him to be careful not to burn himself!
TheMissingPiece 3
Is that a new scene kid trend?
tristen199 0
Haha that's freaking hilarious :P
keshafan101 0
why would he do that!?!
niglet11 0
O_O
astrixmylife 0
PICTURES OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
Jimmaaa 0
I straighten my head hair and today my friend said that my hair reminded him of this post
furbs84 0
what man wants straight pubes?
FMLEveryday235 4
Let's hope he Gets burned.