Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
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Top comments
earlytermination 34
Knock first?
iAlissa 34
Multitasking at its finest.
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Comments (77)
Jake_Dee 10
That's talent
zr11990 8
Did she have a nice ****
stepmommy 5
all women do it, but you cant unsee that
fyourlife775 2
That wasn't a tampon I just got done wrecking shop
StrikingStar700 4
Bleach your eyes!
lovebug177 21
I'm sorry Hun- you can't unsee that.
nishantvas 13
Ever heard of knocking?
alyssabaker 4
teach you to knock
lovethatstach 18
lets please tell OP to knock some more..
Kermy1113 23
I've done that too many times except the door was open and I was walking past the bathroom.