Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
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Top comments
earlytermination 34
Knock first?
iAlissa 34
Multitasking at its finest.
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Comments (77)
shablagoo22 11
Women multitask.. so what? knock
samurai1833 16
Trying to get you to move?
puppies4life 10
excuse me, I have to go vomit now.
EsotericAura 25
I see quite a few people saying that he should've knocked before entering, but she could've been anywhere in the house. OP never mentioned where she was.
worldclassrager 41
That actually is decently normal just someone walking in is what basically makes this an FML
Jae_Hellyun 17
You need one of those things from men in black!!!
mmcewen 15
Gross
eddyinfinity 21
Hey, look, you are from Virginia, if you know what I mean
exoticwaved 9
There comes a moment where every man's life is changed forever. I would say this qualifies 100%.
dirtbikeguy 14
did you ever stop and think to help instead of just stand there