Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
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earlytermination 34
Knock first?
iAlissa 34
Multitasking at its finest.
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Comments (77)
tiger820 20
YDI, knock first dude!
trucker2 33
Tmi
dyscomonkee 12
Sounds like my ex-wife but she would have done that in public and casually tossed the old one over her shoulder
khoov19 20
ex-wife, sounds like a keeper for sure lol
Sciath13 14
What has been seen cannot be unseen... That is positively scarring.
chuchusheep 19
one of those moments you wish you could erase from your memory.
LycanGod 27
OPS mom needs to learn to lock the door lol
lyricalservant 21
how bad do you wish to unsee it OP?
FalloutScrolls 25
Seek out the nearest MIB agent and say you saw aliens so they can neuralize you.
ApplePie1994 27
"there's more to be seen, that can ever be seen" - Sir Elton John. Alas, some things cannot be unseen.
slackerjoe 22
key phrase ''walked in on my mom''