Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
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Top comments
earlytermination 34
Knock first?
iAlissa 34
Multitasking at its finest.
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Comments (77)
ChristySaysRawr 14
I believe my mom did something like that too when I was younger. I'm so sorry. Lmao.
smackaroonial 20
You believe? Either she did or she didn't.
ShadowlessSpear 21
"when I was young" Memories do fade, ya know.
lovethatstach 18
#46 people also suppress scarring memories/images.
tranced_ 45
That shit scars way to deep to the bone. . now every time someone brings up the word tampons and your photographic memory will be triggered. sorry OP what has been seen cannot be unseen.
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
did you ask her if she needed help ?
CuteCammy 15
That will just be disgusting
writerchic85 26
I'm curious if she was in the bathroom or not. Because if she was say, in the living room I could understand why you wouldn't knock.
laurellkawes 31
No female does that in the living room. It's either the bathroom or bedroom, so he definitely should have knocked
mld4657 28
Learn to knock
MrPigu 3
learn to profile picture.
mld4657 28
I'd flip you off... oh wait I am jackass
9a_1z 12
You should thank her for the free anatomy lesson!
asdadfhowrh 23
You were just like the tampon, in a good place at the wrong time.
ToxicTyrael 26
Did you offer her your help?
AllyJo1231 15
Well, that just teaches you that you need to knock first. Sorry for you though..
killer0689 20
knock knock..
mld4657 28
who's there