Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
TMI
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Stuck
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Still the same
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML
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Awahso 25
Were you asked to judge?
JodeMiVida 13
I think it's probably breast not to get involved.
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Comments (204)
Midnight12 0
haha did you join them?
Moiety 10
Never heard that one before, the most common is walking in on dad/mom masturbating/having sex together, I think.
Noyes654 0
quote unquote
justbigbs 6
Were they doing that intentionally for you? They would have to be at the front door, for you to come in and see? either f**** up
lovelinkinpark 1
So.........which one had the biggest?
needsagf14 12
thumbs up if u imagined ur own mom with her friends doing that. I just shuddered
GraveD 9
fyl / not fyl,... I guess this depends on the other womans, where they hot or not? :D
phatdaddy62 23
As a matter of fact, I have seen, squeezed and otherwise played with some AWESOME 50+ *******!!
smump 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
youstupidwillis 0
sounds hot
dentondobbins 0
just focus on one and make sure its not your mom