oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Disgusted
United States
TMI
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
UHM
United States
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Anonymous
Stuck
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
uhoh..
Nanaimo, Canada
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
pierced.
Reno, United States
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
John Doe
Still the same
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Need eye bleach
United States
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
lalala_hahaha
France
Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML
Top comments
Awahso 25
Were you asked to judge?
JodeMiVida 13
I think it's probably breast not to get involved.
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Comments (204)
Nederlander95 14
Eeewwwww
latent_leo 10
I'm sure #54 is still upset about her 0 in 4 FMLs posted. She takes pleasure in trolling confirmed posts since she can't get one of her own
idkimhayden 8
What?