dentistrygirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
The dead of the night
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Knock first!
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Anonymous
United States
Self report
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
ali grace
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
IceMage
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Ohfman117
United States
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Rob
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
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ebonyirony 29
High five
WTSchool 0
Like mother, like daughter!
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Comments (187)
ebonyirony 29
High five
hellbilly205 17
Well thats a sticky situation.
ebonyirony 29
Did you legit just comment so you're the 2nd?
lorenzoman77 7
I believe he did?O.o
roseXthorns 8
OP's mom is a true playa
pickles2b2 4
This comment made me think of Borat.
scottieclark 4
Swap?!!
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
47 You got to remember this is magical Internet land.
johnd893 4
Indeed she is
johnd893 4
Well at least we know she's just as sneaky as her mom.
Colonel_Lexi 18
...and then OP's boyfriend said "Dad?!"
Drigr 9
Well... At least OP can't get in trouble that way? Yeah.. I know.. Parents can be hypocrites about that stuff. Commence thumbing down
The_Hitdude 12
It's like tag-team (naked) wrestling! Just tap one couple into the ring, while the other goes out! ...No? That was just me? Okay, I guess that's my que. *Awkwardly walks away*
esu 5
Like mother like daughter
The_Hitdude 12
Oops, that was supposed to be *cue. Stupid auto complete.
DespairFaction 11
I'm sure the two guys high fived each other.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
It's in the blood
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
"If you keep my secret, I can keep yours". I'm just taking a guess at how your conversation went after.
shutupYDI 4
OP never mentioned her dad. perhaps he's passed away or the mom is divorced
143dav 8
Crunchy rat. Woo
bargarlm 2
Wrong fml......?
bluejayscheer 7
Wrong FML dude.
fgsuperman 20
No, he's just excited because his favourite band, 'Crunchy Rat' is coming to town. Crunchy Rat! Woooo!
killingbabyseals 0
"Maybe we can find a deal that can benefit us both..."
biggestfan23 11
Like pretend that none of this ever happened
unoffensivename 0
It Doesn't say OP's Moms Married
CaramelMacchiato 13
Their conversation should have gone like this: OP's Mom: "Let's just pretend as if this never happened." OP: "As if what never happened?" OP's Mom: >;-) OP: ;~)
nado13579 12
Watch that man be the guy's dad.
TheSmoothDude 10
"I won't tell if you won't tell."
Inheritance 10
4some? I think so ;)
nobodylikesyou 3
Did yall walk away slowly?
_ebbonyy 11
Your mum's a player! haha, good on you for having a mum with so much personality
The_Hitdude 12
95- I don't think your parent sneaking someone into the house counts as someone having 'personality'...
_ebbonyy 11
it does considering every mum I've ever had has been the complete opposite to that. at least if she's being adventurous it shows she has some personality.
SweetlyPsycho 4
167- So you're basically saying having a dirty ***** for a mother is a good thing because it gives her a "personality"?! What have you been smoking??? O.O
hwkfan1 10
how many mums have you had??
WTSchool 0
Like mother, like daughter!
ComTlancy 12
I just love the honesty in this family...
bwtchinheels 0
True dat'
Dracoboxer357 36
The only way this fml could have gotten any better was if they both ran into the father sneaking some girl into the house at that moment. ;)
Llamacod 11
Yep, both are a ho
doctorhook86 25
113: I disagree; what would've made it better would be if boyfriend and manfriend had high-fived as they passed each other in the hallway.
bluejayscheer 7
That's ironic
ThatOneCanadian 0
no, it really isnt.
parchment123 0
Bit slow the the point?
bluejayscheer 7
I put this comment on purpose to get thumbed down. I wanted the experience and I can do whatever the hell I want.
crypticundead 4
You had your fun, now it's your mom's turn!
GogoTheGreat 12
"From you alright? I learned it from watching you!"
Dreaded_Blue1 5
Great reference! I don't think many here remembered that old commercial, haha. "Parents who do drugs have children who do drugs"
I_heart_sex 1
Those r nice!
asherm 15
I'm old, I remember
shayshayshazam 14
Hey at least she can't get mad at you!
bugsGoRawr 7
Actually, she can. The mother is grown, and her child isn't.
shayshayshazam 14
It's called "setting an example". And sure, technically she can get mad, but she'd be a Type A Hypocrite for sure!
Furrywhiplash 14
Most mothers mentioned in an FML are irrational (from what I've seen), so she would probably yell at OP even if she has no right to.
unoffensivename 0
Oilers Suck Red Wings 4 Life
Mommyof2_91 10
Your comment sucks, but at least you have an unoffensive name.
Mowampa 1
Actually she has every right in the world to get mad. It's the mothers house and she can do as she pleases. The mother is also responsible enough and has the means to take care of a baby if she got knocked up. The daughter who still lives at home probably wouldn't be able to take care of a baby.
Monjara 4
Though if she was cheating on her dad, OP can just blackmail her.
SignUpisntcool 3
You could have a double date!