oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Disgusted
United States
TMI
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
UHM
United States
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Anonymous
Stuck
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
uhoh..
Nanaimo, Canada
Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
pierced.
Reno, United States
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
John Doe
Still the same
Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML
Need eye bleach
United States
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
lalala_hahaha
France
Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML
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Awahso 25
Were you asked to judge?
JodeMiVida 13
I think it's probably breast not to get involved.
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Comments (204)
PeachyJinx 7
Sounds like something me and my friends would do lol
tjgarrick 8
hi there
phatdaddy62 23
Hey Peachy! Can I hang out with you and your friends?
IainJMR 2
But if it wasnt your mom you would be so happy
Im_a_GOAT 8
that's when you jizzed in your pants...
transfat 0
when i read your comment i had to say it like in the song JIZZED. IN . YOUR PANTS ;)
MisFitKid 4
haha 109. same here
pink_raindrops 26
Their songs are so halarious! I love the new creeper song they did. The one guy has the craziest eyes ever.
Im_a_GOAT 8
I was actually listening to it when I started reading the fml :D
enopola 5
your mom wasn't comparing sh*t, you mom was diking out, that was just her best excuse when you came creeping through the door
Zodiac666 0
That's hot!
youshitme 9
Hot
krysxkatastrophe 14
Glad to know my friends and I aren't the only people who do that!!!!!
tjgarrick 8
let me know next time!
ellharper 6
jackpot
hazumu_fml 8
i didn't realize that adults still play show yours and i'll show you mine. D=
perdix 31
Was she winning? Were there prizes for the longest, biggest diameter and puffiest?
pink_raindrops 26
Lol I don't think I've ever seen puffy nipples.
perdix 31
Back in the day, before **** was so easy to get on the World Wide Web, we used to be able to get dirty pictures via Usenet newsgroups. There was one group they was dedicated to "puffies." There was also one for "plushies" but I never dared to enter.