Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out during my eleventh year anniversary with my husband that he was cheating on me with his recently deceased friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
tdudey123 14
Accountant? More like accountramp! Yes my joke was bad and I should feel bad.
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Comments (186)
jackwilliams 9
Why didn't you dump him when he cheated on you in the 1st place
davincidasecond 24
Sorry to say but YDI OP. He should have been your ex-husband the first time around. Cheating should be inexcusable, regardless of what the reason is.
MEM0817 18
Maybe OP is one of the few who takes their marriage vows SERIOUSLY... Till death do you part... I completely understand NOT leaving the first time around. You want to believe that they're never going to do it again... But if he's done it twice now... He'll do it twice more, if you let him.
Clumsyblonde22 12
You should have left him the first time he cheated. YDI.
helmiz 17
can't trust anyone these days
NeonCookies89 13
Don't judge a book by its cover. apparently she had more pages then you thought.
NeonCookies89 13
also, she didnt deserve it. sometimes forgiving makes relationships stronger.
3rdbass 9
Wise words from a 14 year old.
NeonCookies89 13
stop being a douche, and stop judging a book by its cover. Oh and if you didn't understand that, don't judge me by my age .
EUPHORlA 12
There's A LOT of mature 14-year-olds nowadays. You'd be very surprised.
NeonCookies89 13
Thank you. holy ****.
Enslaved 38
Time to carve your name into thought leather seats.
justkush 0
Dump his ass and burn all his shit
n4ture 20
divorce his ass, hun
xALEXx_fml 15
Your "ex" husband