pixkalexi
North Easton, United States
Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds like Chewbacca is screaming to get out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Preston, United Kingdom
Symphonic
Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
majestic09
United States
Irritable
Today, like most days, no matter what I eat, my stomach does not agree. FML
Anonymous
Inside out?
Today, I’ve been having the worst gas, nausea, and stomach pain of my life and literally nothing I do works. While I was at work, I farted but it came from the inside out; it was so loud there’s no way everyone didn’t hear it. My stomach started bubbling so loud, the guy sitting behind me got up and walked away. FML
Anonymous
Viby, Denmark
Plumbing issues
Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML
Anonymous
I can't win
Today, I hate my body. If I eat anything at all, even a piece of fruit, I get terrible stomach cramps, and yet if I go too long without eating, I get gassy diarrhoea. FML
Anonymous
United States
My guts hate my guts
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML
pleasestop
Australia
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
julie ugly
All bunged up
Today, I tried a new medicine in hopes that it would stop my stomach from constantly growling. Turns out, my body can either digest loudly, or not at all. I’ve been full for three days after one regular-sized meal. FML
shitty day
United States
Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML
Anonymous
Gassy
Today, we had cabbage. A lot of cabbage. The farts are so horrid I can barely stand myself. FML
Top comments
BrookieAnn 19
Just use the force...take twice a day until Chewbacca shuts the heck up
Wizardo 34
'Mweurruuururruurgh' - Chewbacca. Truer words have never been spoken...
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Comments (64)
BrookieAnn 19
Just use the force...take twice a day until Chewbacca shuts the heck up
chosenblades 8
What a hairy situation.
mn_shr 22
What the hell did you eat OP?
fareith 15
Peptobismol would also work quite nicely....
YouOnlyLoveOnce1 3
LMFAOSHIDMTDAMSF
Wizardo 34
'Mweurruuururruurgh' - Chewbacca. Truer words have never been spoken...
MichellinMan 20
Every time Han understands chewbacca I try to fill in the blanks.
shorty6823 28
More like MwUERRURURERGH!!! from OPs stomach. More of a battle cry
KareBear7364 5
Well hopefully you're not in a quiet classroom or office.
MichellinMan 20
MWWAAAAAAGGGHAAAA!!! "What the hell was that?!"
iNewKid 20
Well let Chewbacca out!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Embrace it op, this sounds like a gift! Well aside from the accompanying *****
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Quite down and get off fml chewie, time to fix the millennium falcon!
Joe9024 20
Maybe he should quiet down instead...? Although I'm sure OP is feeling quite down too
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Lol good call, I didn't notice that.
Djjooze 4
Sick people are not allowed to reproduced babies Got it.
freshko21 6
They call that, Star Wars Diarrhea
Cheeley 17
No they don't.
freshko21 6
Well, That's news to me.
eMurpH 9
Sigh... well.. you tried.
Weika 5
Are you a traffic sign? Because stop.
sdahl1113 4
ok seriously? stop whining. everyone gets an upset stomach from time to time. this is not worthy of posting on FML.
Welshite 40
Is that so? Are you a moderator that you can make these decisions?
MrConcise 35
I agree and disagree. FML is here to make light of bad everyday situations or share extremely bad rare instances. While having an upset stomach might as well apply to literally everyone, the cheesy Star Wars reference really sells how bad it was and puts a unique spin on it. Wording is important, this FML is a prime example.
HortonThelephant 15
"The force is strong in this one"
HortonThelephant 15
"Poo or poo not. There is no try"
kianaaa32 17
You should have just stopped when you got downvoted the first time.
jajajapun 5
laxatives will be the key to his freedom.