Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out during my eleventh year anniversary with my husband that he was cheating on me with his recently deceased friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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Welshite 40
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
tdudey123 14
Accountant? More like accountramp! Yes my joke was bad and I should feel bad.
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Comments (186)
mpkpm 19
I know where the OP is coming from though. A first offense is never reason enough to end a marriage, we can figure this shit out...but the second time is rough, been there with someone and know a husband personally who stuck it out and it works. Just have to fight for what you love. Guy here who thinks that now you know, but great you tried..good luck in the future. We are decent just have to find us.
badams92 5
I think it's time to end things with him being it's not his frat offense. Sorry OP.
DorkAlert 10
Well, I guess its time to divorce him. I'm really sorry though. Marriage should last until death but there are cases where it just wont work. Or he can actually change but he already had a second chance.
Momo_Moonlight 25
OP, I feel very sorry for you. You must be utterly shattered. But I do wonder, how could you have forgiven once already? If he does it once, he will do it twice.
CrissyyyS2 22
You should have left him when you found out the first time! You deserve much better than him. That accountant is a twat.
xgetxbentx 13
Well, I wouldn't go as far as to say you deserved it, but you did have it coming. Staying with a cheater gives them every reason to cheat again in most cases. You should have left him the first time.
khattamango 3
Once a cheater always a cheater.
swampbaby985 30
YDI for being a tool, as someone once said "once a cheater always a cheater" sorry OP.
clue_me_in 20
I hope you mean your "soon to be ex-husband." Divorce his ass.
dakatabg 31
So what was your decision after all? Tell us