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Miss Perdue, Canada 27 years-old In a relationship

Coldandshoeless 8 January 2013, 10:40 Hackettstown, United States

Bad boy

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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Anonymous 14 October 2013, 00:33 North Little Rock, United States

Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and I didn't get up to change seats. Apparently, it means I subconsciously like the guy who sat down. FML

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