sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Aaron Lewis
Topeka, United States
Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML
Anonymous
Switzerland
Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Wallingford, United States
Thanks, officer
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
BobbyHutchinson
Australia
Leg it
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Classic
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
stabbed with kindness
Elektrostal, Russian Federation
HEY YOU
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
Anonymous
Guatemala
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
No justice anywhere
Stand your ground
Today, some guy tried to mug me. Shocked, I threw a punch that somehow knocked him on his ass. I'm now staring down the barrel of a lawsuit since he was apparently only 16 and "acting out" because of his shitty home life, as if I should have just handed him my wallet politely. FML
Top comments
RickySleeves 20
Are you Canadian?
iLike2Teabag 27
That's okay. Just wrote him an I.O.U. for 1 free mugging and call it even Stevens.
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Comments (82)
RickySleeves 20
Are you Canadian?
irisr_fml 24
Or maybe Tom Hiddleston?
abNormal62 23
My thought exactly. I'm a Canadian and that guy was way too polite for me
shemademedoit 20
ay
lulinator 40
It's "eh." Thank you.
SPFINATOR1993 10
How did that get buried? That's funny.
sullivankeara 25
My first question too
EarlFug 19
Even Canadians have our limits. The appropriate response in this situation is "Geez, take off eh?"
CanadiAnM8 24
I'm Canadian... And to be completely 100% honest, I say sorry for EVERYTHING. No matter what, it's just something you learn in Canada. It's practically common courtesy to say sorry for something even if it's not your fault. If you're really rude, most people will think you're not from around here.
bazookajoey 27
Canadian eh?
derekroig 13
you beat me to it
burnthistown 20
It says USA.
shawnaishere 14
Because obviously Canadians cant live in the US right?
EarlFug 19
I see I commented before you -- sorry, bud!
thatonetribute 31
At least you meant well!
cheesyfeet2001 31
I'm not sure wether OP is lucky or not on this occasion.
frerik 9
well, he apperently wasn't hurt and he hasn't lost any money, how could you not decide?
lantz4levi 19
Well definitely not American! USA USA !
Grayness_ 26
what.. the.. ****? calm your ass down bro.
lantz4levi 19
Communist
SlimDanny 15
Don't be that guy.
iLike2Teabag 27
That's okay. Just wrote him an I.O.U. for 1 free mugging and call it even Stevens.
Poohbear12345 4
Hey, mommy always said that manners will save your life!
Hoopachi 19
Considering your comment AND username, you don't need to be on FML
Grayness_ 26
At least nothing bad happened to you. Thank God for that man.
esamolwan 18
it's pretty normal you were scared
SubparAtBest 23
I can just imagine this going down and the mugger just sitting there like "this is awkward...." then dashing off into the night.
missa1996 18
At least nothing happened to you OP!