Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I found out during my eleventh year anniversary with my husband that he was cheating on me with his recently deceased friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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Welshite 40
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
tdudey123 14
Accountant? More like accountramp! Yes my joke was bad and I should feel bad.
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Comments (186)
Ypetrol 11
How did you respond?
marlenoysis 7
Trash!! Get rid of him he obviously doesn't appreciate you and you deserve much more!
angelitared 27
I would of ****** both their faces up!!!!! Rawr!
G_Lagaffe 4
Get rid of him!!
Needafarm 22
I know the saying is "everyone deserves a second chance," and "forgive and forget," but not with a cheater. You don't know what trampy disease he could have brought home to you. Don't forget, "you live and you learn." LEARN
worldclassrager 41
I think you two should be finished...
UnluckyGenius 21
It sucks her husband cheated twice. But the people saying "Should have left him the first time" are just jackasses. She sounds like a wonderful, devoted woman, she was willing to give her husband a second chance and not just throw the marriage away. I get annoyed by everyone who's solution to every relationship/marriage related FML is to dump or divorce the partner. TL;DR Come on guys use that pink thingy in your head called your brain.
Needafarm 22
OP knows about two indiscretions. How many more do you think there could be. This isn't the first time he's cheated. I could understand forgiving the first, but the second? Really?
mrd97 10
And you're still with him because?...
ZDR 11
Harsh.!
xkbz510 13
I understand that you like to give 2nd chances. But I hope you learned sometimes it's hard to give 2nd chances no matter what. I do hope you leave this man. Knowing that there are 7.1billion people in the world. And for that matter, there are plenty of men that are A LOT better then the one you just been with. I hope things get better soon!